Saturday, February 18, 2006

MACON MARKETED ALONG WITH OTHER PARTS OF MIDDLE GEORGIA AS RETIREMENT HAVEN

AFTER TAKING A GUN SAFETY CLASS, THIS GRANDMA IS READY TO RETIRE IN MACON. LIFE IS BORING IN THE MIDWEST PART OF THE UNITED STATES, SO GRANNY SOLD THE FARM AND MOVED TO THE SOUTH. AFTER READING A BROCHURE, SHE LEARNED THAT CRIME WAS FINE, EXCEPT FOR SHOOTINGS. WHEN INTERVIEWED, GRANNY SAID THAT SHE REMEMBERED WATCHING "THE UNTOUCHABLES" AS A CHILD, AND SHE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE EXCITING TO DRIVE AROUND IN A TOWN WITH CRIMINAL ACTION. LIFE IS GETTING CRAZY IN MACON FOR SURE.

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