Tuesday, January 24, 2006
MR. OPPORTUNITY OF NEW ORLEANS NUMBER ONE DRAFT FOR NBA
When questioned about his ablity to hold down so many jobs at once, Mr. Opportunity said that it will be quite a while before a seat opens on the US Supreme Court, and that the Mayor's race in New Orleans is not for several more months. It is likely that Opportunity will not be called as a witness to Brian Nichol's upcoming trial, so he has time to play basketball. It will be great for Heinekin Beer to gain in market share with new advertising plans with the NBA.